'If I had my way, every idiot who goes around with Merry Christmas on his lips, would be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. Merry Christmas? Bah humbug!'rnrnIntroduction and Afterword by Joe WheelerrnTo bitter, miserly Ebenezer Scrooge, Christmas is just another day. But all that changes when the ghost of his long-dead business partner appears, warn…
EVERYONE REMEMBERS THE SMELL OF THEIR GRANDMOTHER' HOUSErnrnEveryone remembers the stories their grandmother told them. But does everyone remember their grandmother flirting with policemen? Driving illegally? Breaking into a zoo in the middle of the night? Firing a paintball gun from a balcony in her dressing gown? Seven-year-old Elsa does. rnrnSome might call Elsa's granny 'eccentric', or even…